About me

Someone once annoyed me so much about astrology that I set out to prove to her that she was wrong. I went down a rabbit hole on that mission and found out at the other end that not only was she wrong about astrology, but I was wrong too. She thought all it could tell her was why her day would be bad and who her boyfriend should be, and I thought it was bullshit.

As I started to learn how to interpret my birth chart and started to completely understand some of the ways my emotional reactions to things were actually trying to tell me something other than ‘PANIC’, ‘BAD’, ‘RAGE’ , and that there were clues to what those somethings could be written in 1000’s of years’ worth of collective data, I realised that astrology, was actually, the effin cheat code.

Ever wondered where the manual to your flesh prison is because when you got the flesh prison you thought ‘I’ll just wing it and figure it out’ AKA use my intuition, which was fine …back then, but there has been a lot of settings effed with now, so the intuitive system is malfunctioning. So, you need to remember how to hear your intuition again. And the cheat code can help you figure out what that RAGE is angry at. Spoiler alert – extreme rage is almost ALWAYS repressed emotions and repressed personal expression, and the cheat code will be able to show you to the core of it, help you figure out where that setting got implemented so you can have the option to turn it off.

In some birth charts I can see all the way into how the way you experienced your father shows up in the way you communicate in personal relationships, and how a negative experience in a personal relationship will have an extreme negative impact on your ability to access financial abundance and security. In others I can tell you why all your ex’s are the same and why you hate that one sister that annoys you so much.

I have been down this rabbit hole for since the first covid lockdown- and as a Virgo stellium with ADHD and a Mars in Sagittarius you can at least double the depth of the rabbit hole. However, I don’t even begin to assume how deep it goes, I think it’s endless. Not a week goes by that I don’t uncover something new, a different depth from a slightly different angle, it is honestly eternally informative and helpful.

 Creating the spreadsheet of the AFL players birth charts (without times of birth because no one has sent them to me yet ) has been such a wild way to study , the similarities of the Gemini players, the obvious difference between the Aquarius team (Collingwood) and the Taurus team (Carlton) and the way that the Cancer teams (Geelong & Fremantle) are affected when the moon is void of making intense aspects.

But the most interesting part of the AFL Astrology is the collective energy journey of each teach. Carlton on their adventure to break through 160 years of stubbornness and fear of anything new, tasked with bringing 1000’s of people on an emotional awareness journey to keep them safe from the dark mental health outbreak we are about to experience. Collingwood here to take its collective through the journey of understanding how to balance confidence and ego as they travel from being the bad boys, the outcasts, the weirdos into success and respect. St Kilda still yet to understand that it’s just an army of grumpy soldiers with a vengeful leader who takes advantage of their power and strength by banging the side of their cage with a stick for an annoying amount of time before he opens the door; I am yet to understand what their purpose is; I believe it is something about needing to find their ‘I AM’ purpose outside of comparison to other teams- and the energy of their vengeful leader. St Kilda are an Aries team. I just brought them in here because they really annoy me, but I forgot to tell you they were Aries. I’m sure you’re not surprised.

Anyway so my findings from this rabbit hole entered into on a spiteful eff this I am going to show you how wrong you are mission, are in fact that : Astrology is science, and the cheat code to understanding all your emotional bullshit, some of your mental bullshit and a bit of your spiritual bullshit (some, because that’s up to your spiritual energy as to how much you get to understand)

As part of that journey, I came across tarot because of how it intersects with astrology, AND I don’t even begin to know how to explain to you or understand myself how that works, but somehow it does. I think I am reading the energy around you and or higher self/inner voice most of the time, as if I can hear it for you through the filters you are still working on. Sometimes though, I am definitely communicating with a different energy on your behalf, maybe a different version of you on another timeline, or a spiritual guide or the universe itself.  

A lot of the time now I can seem to tap into people’s energies simply by looking at a photo of them, or looking at their astrology, how, I DON’T KNOW. Magic is real is all I can tell you. The prediction and guidance they give seems to always be on point, so I don’t always know WTF that is, but I trust now that it my job to share what they have to say to you. I still hold my judgement on Tarot to be honest, the Virgo filing cabinet needs a few more years before I will be fully trusting of it. Although I have to admit coming into random contact with a witch in a very small town in Italy who, even though we didn’t speak a shared language, mutually knew we were sisters from a different life, who gave me a deck of tarot cards she got in Naples that are from 1979,said she knew they were for me the day we arrived, to them have her struggle to remove all the cards upon cleansing them because one card remained trapped in the bottom of the box, it was the Empress of course, and that has kind of given me a little more trust in the tarot and the fact that I should be using them.

I’ve seen a few things I’d say were ghosts, heard voices whispering to me that want to give you a message and I talk to a friend of mine who died 3 years ago on a regular basis who talks back to me in song or through the cards. I consider myself a recovering sceptic who still somedays wonders whether back at the top of the crossroads I was at a while back that said ‘madness ‘ or  ‘magic is real’ , that maybe I chose madness. But it keeps proving itself to be right so I keep going.

But I get it with the Tarot, and honestly, it’s much harder to get in the energy of someone in front of me who is only there to prove it’s not real, I’ll get in, but it’s harder and not as rewarding for me, so if it’s not for you, I get it, we can still be friends (my Scorpio moon and Aquarius rising combo might disagree with that though) . But Astrology, bitch I am telling you- that shit will change your life!