Live Consultation:
This is a real-time 1:1 session where we explore your birth chart together. I can help you understand your programming, your traumas and help you understand why the way you experienced your parents has been running secret authority over you all these years, and what part of your life that affects.

I can tell you why there has been so much fuckery at work or in your relationships and when to expect it to lift.

And if you are so spiritually inclined, I will show you the ancestral patterns that may form part of your spiritual abilities in this life.

This isn’t about textbook astrology or confusing astro-jargon gatekeeping.

Each reading is a storytelling experience—where I translate your chart into real language that actually makes sense. No bullshit! Just your life, your patterns, your purpose! I can help you allign with your best relationship energy, your most abundant work energy and I can tell you why your Gemini ex left you feeling poisoned and drained.

I use a mix of psychological insight, intuitive downloads, and spiritual guidance to help you see yourself clearly—without needing to be an astrology expert.

It’s your story, not just big words and symbols.

For Parent Child or Partner Synastry and comparative analysis please send an inquiry

90min Consultation : $390AUD

Energy Readings & Astromancy
This is a where we look into the universal fuckery swirling around you right now. Using your natal chart and the current transits and a blend of tarot and intuition if thats something you are into. I will put that puzzle together for you in a way you will understand.

This is not a birth chart reading. It is an energy check in. And if you are so spiritually inclined it is also astromancy: part astrology, part energetic reading, part intuitive transmission. All my skills in one mixing bowl to cook up an answer to WTF?

In these session, we can explore:

-The planetary shiz currently affecting you

-Emotional patterns and energetic blocks

-How to work with the energy rather than against it

-Channeled insight and tarot guidance for next steps

From: $99AUD

Tarot Readings
Intuitive insight, straight from the source, featuring cursing and sass if thats how it comes through.

My tarot readings aren’t about fortune-telling fluff or cold reading—they're about tapping into your higherself, the energy around you and your guides (if they wanna talk to me) . I can help you uncover what you need to know—not just what you want to hear.

What I Offer:

- Guidance on current challenges or crossroads

-Messages from spirit or your higher self

-Tools to align with your soul path

Come curious. Leave clearer. The cards will tell you what you need to know, not always what you want to know.

From $88AUD