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Not sure if all this “universal fuckery noise” is for you? Perfect. This one’s made for the raised eyebrow, the side-eye, and the “prove it” attitude.
In 15 minutes, I’ll take your chart/cards/energy (no crystal ball required) and show you something real, grounded, and maybe a little uncomfortable—in the best way. No fluff, no fairy dust. Just sharp insights that make you think, “Well…damn, didn’t see that coming.”
✨ Great for:
The curious but unconvinced
People who don’t want a full deep-dive (yet)
Anyone who secretly hopes to be surprised
You don’t need to believe in it—just bring yourself, and let’s see what comes up. Worst case? You’ve wasted 15 minutes. Best case? You walk away with something that sticks.
Please allow 72hrs for your recorded message to be sent.
Not sure if all this “universal fuckery noise” is for you? Perfect. This one’s made for the raised eyebrow, the side-eye, and the “prove it” attitude.
In 15 minutes, I’ll take your chart/cards/energy (no crystal ball required) and show you something real, grounded, and maybe a little uncomfortable—in the best way. No fluff, no fairy dust. Just sharp insights that make you think, “Well…damn, didn’t see that coming.”
✨ Great for:
The curious but unconvinced
People who don’t want a full deep-dive (yet)
Anyone who secretly hopes to be surprised
You don’t need to believe in it—just bring yourself, and let’s see what comes up. Worst case? You’ve wasted 15 minutes. Best case? You walk away with something that sticks.
Please allow 72hrs for your recorded message to be sent.